Profane Chinese Chinese swear words, profanity, curses, and dirty talk, made simple.

It's important to know how to swear. Chinese is no different, and Youtube has plenty of Chinese swearing lessons for you to practice with. We've continued our quest to bring you the best and brightest of the Mandarin and Cantonese cursing videos and post 'em up here for your perusal.

This one is a fairly professional Cantonese Chinese swearing lesson, apparently taught by an actual Chinese language teacher. These are some pretty obscene and vulgar Chinese curse words, so you'd better be ready for it and make sure there aren't any Chinese people around when you watch it.

Our editors here at Profane Chinese have been scouring the internet, searching for the best videos we can find to teach you how to use dirty words and swear in Chinese like the best of 'em. Most of them are Cantonese swears (since southern Chinese tend to swear more than northern Chinese), but there's still plenty to learn.

If you're interested in learning to swear in Cantonese Chinese, the "Bus Uncle" has your back. This is a legendary video of an older Hong Kong man tearing a younger man a new asshole for knocking on his shoulder while he was talking on the phone.

Although this isn't dirty Mandarin Chinese, the Bus Uncle video still provides a great example of how Chinese swear words are commonly used. With over 8 million views on Youtube, Bus Uncle is quite possibly the most famous Chinese swear user alive.