Profane Chinese Chinese swear words, profanity, curses, and dirty talk, made simple.

If you're interested in learning to swear in Cantonese Chinese, the "Bus Uncle" has your back. This is a legendary video of an older Hong Kong man tearing a younger man a new asshole for knocking on his shoulder while he was talking on the phone.

Although this isn't dirty Mandarin Chinese, the Bus Uncle video still provides a great example of how Chinese swear words are commonly used. With over 8 million views on Youtube, Bus Uncle is quite possibly the most famous Chinese swear user alive.

We here at Profane Chinese intend to do a line-by-line analysis of the Bus Uncle video, so that our users can happily bitch people out on buses all around southern China. Pay particular attention to the part where bus uncle asks, "Is my penis attached on your mother?" This is dirty Chinese swearing at its best.