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Is your Chinese girlfriend not quite following your pillow talk? Learn to talk dirty to her in Chinese. Post your best Chinese pillow talk and bedroom Chinese here in our forums - and remember to tell us whether it worked or not!
Need to get into a pair of Chinese pants, fast? Or do you already know so much Chinese smooth talk that you can't seem to stay out of them? Share in the smoothfest and show us your best Chinese pick-up lines, icebreakers and dealmakers.
1 3 4 weeks 2 days ago
by Jamesbeijingfor...
When it gets down to the dirty deed, communication is key. Make sure your Chinese is up to speed by boning up on your Mandarin and Cantonese sex vocabulary.
1 5 21 weeks 14 hours ago
by Bonochromatic
Have your attempts at speaking Chinese in bed failed miserably? Turns out "Who's your daddy," doesn't quite translate the same into Chinese as you'd expect it would. Share your experiences, anecdotes and stories about when your bedroom Chinese worked - and when it didn't.
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Know just the rihgt Chinese swear words to throw at your Chinese boss when he holds your passport? Want to know how to scream curses at a Chinese taxi driver? Or do you just want to know what Chinese people will be saying about you during the 2008 Beijing Olympics in China? Join our Chinese Curses forum and share your profane Chinese.
Know how to swear in an archaic, Chinese local dialect? Post your local and regional curses and swears in this forum!
2 5 25 weeks 6 days ago
by jiba
Want to shout "Oh, goddamn it all to hell!" in Chinese, but just don't know the right way? Join our Chinese Exclamations forum and share in the joy of knowing exactly how to shout "Aw, f*ck, my f*cking toe!" in perfect Mandarin and Cantonese.
1 1 26 weeks 5 days ago
by Bonochromatic
Not quite sure how to say that certain piece of profanity? Post your questions about Chinese profanity and curses here!
1 1 37 weeks 5 days ago
by Bonochromatic
Have you heard a curse or swear in Chinese that nobody else seems to know? Post it up here and see if anyone else knows how to swear in Chinese as well as you do!
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Just can't find a Chinese swear word that adequately expresses your frustration? We feel your pain - there's lots of things we say in English that don't have a Chinese swear word equivalent. Post 'em here!
2 2 36 weeks 5 hours ago
by Bonochromatic
News and updates about the ProfaneChinese.com website.
This forum is dedicated to general information about the site - our admins, our users, our mission statement - you know, stuff like that.
1 1 37 weeks 3 days ago
by Bonochromatic
When we add new features to the site, you'll find out about it here. Share your thoughts and comments.
2 2 37 weeks 5 days ago
by Bonochromatic