Profane Chinese Chinese swear words, profanity, curses, and dirty talk, made simple.

Our editors here at Profane Chinese have been scouring the internet, searching for the best videos we can find to teach you how to use dirty words and swear in Chinese like the best of 'em. Most of them are Cantonese swears (since southern Chinese tend to swear more than northern Chinese), but there's still plenty to learn.

This one's a simple, three-minute tutorial teaching some of the most commonly used foul and vulgar Cantonese Chinese swear words. They're the same characters as you'd find in Mandarin swearing, they're just pronounced differently:

This next Chinese swearing video was made by some American punk-rock skaters. It's pretty good, Mandarin Chinese, not Cantonese this time, and the white guy manages to pull off some decent pronunciation toward the end of the video:

Both of these videos are pretty amateur stuff, but we like their spirit. We'll be posting a few more Chinese swearing words in the days and weeks to come as we approach the 2008 Olympics in Beijing - the perfect chance to try out some of your new profane Chinese!