Profane Chinese Chinese swear words, profanity, curses, and dirty talk, made simple.

It's important to know how to swear. Chinese is no different, and Youtube has plenty of Chinese swearing lessons for you to practice with. We've continued our quest to bring you the best and brightest of the Mandarin and Cantonese cursing videos and post 'em up here for your perusal.

This one is a fairly professional Cantonese Chinese swearing lesson, apparently taught by an actual Chinese language teacher. These are some pretty obscene and vulgar Chinese curse words, so you'd better be ready for it and make sure there aren't any Chinese people around when you watch it.

This next one isn't actually a Chinese curse word video, it's a song - a hilarious Cantonese song that's just chock full of Chinese swears. It's too bad they don't have English subtitles on this one because some of the stuff this guy says in Chinese is ridiculously funny and, of course, really, really filthy. Again, turn the volume on this one down if your boss is Chinese!

As usual, we'll keep scouring the internet for the best Chinese curses and swear words, and when we find 'em, we'll put em up here for you so you can learn to swear and curse like a Chinese sailor!